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Bae Blocked

The act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person's significant other ("Bae") calls, texts or is with them. The suffix "blocked" is joking about being "cock blocked," but in this case, by someone's Bae.
Jimmy: "I was talking to Elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. Later she told me her boyfriend had called her."

John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."
by Uncle Nerdicus September 14, 2014
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Boomer block

When social media blocks or partially blocks your post due to misinformation
Person 1: *sees Facebook post was blocked by social media*

Person 2: damn! You got Boomer blocked!
by EZLN¡yaBasta! April 24, 2020
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Clock Block

A subcategory of cock block. Things are about to get spicy, but then there isn't substantial time to get it in.

Also sometimes used to refer to not being able to see a clock. However, this is not the appropriate usage of the word, and should be discouraged.
Jim- "Stacey and I were about to go all the way, but then I realized I had practice in ten minutes."
Henry- "Man, you got clock blocked."
by S'morgasm January 25, 2011
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Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.
Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"
by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010
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Thumb Blocked

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.
Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.
by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010
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Block Buzzard

To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.
"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.
"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"
by Chinja101 May 18, 2009
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