BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023
Get the BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)mug. by British Virgin Islands at the March 11, 2023
Get the Jack-go-to-bed-at-noonmug. The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.
by F4ilwin July 11, 2016
Get the Bed Soringmug. A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Get the bed-fixing embracemug. 
by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022
Get the Bed Sleddingmug. A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
Get the Bed-listenermug.