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Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot
John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.
by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024
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Bang Beard

DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ October 13, 2016
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IT Beard

Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?

Steve: He's in the IT department.

John: Oh... IT beard...

Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...

Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
by nunocordeiro January 9, 2014
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Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.
Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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beard up

To start the process of growing a beard, or to take care of your beard.
No shave November is over. Time to beard up.
by TheDapperPappy February 18, 2015
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beard

amazing hair from your chin
look at his beard dude!
by yourfriendlyneighbourhooddummy December 4, 2019
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