Merit Bean 

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

Merit Bean by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Corporate Jumping Bean 

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean

"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"

Corporate Jumping Bean by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

shitting laser beams by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010

Straight out the bean 

Just out of prison. Doesn't matter how, just out.

"He's straight out the bean, still getting used to life outside."

Straight out the bean by gay bowser September 7, 2017

beansauce 

Any sort of liquid that is excreted from a mexican. Usually referring to seminal fluid.

guy1: Damn son that burrito was delicious
guy2: wasn't it? it had a special ingredient ;)))
guy1: like what! home made beans?
guy2: more like home made beansauce bro.
guy1: dude what the fuck thats disgusting.
guy2: biennnnn ;)

beansauce by wraina September 2, 2011

bansturbation 

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

bansturbation by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

queen bean

The ugly white slab found in a can of beans.

Jennifer: What's that in my can of beans?
S.J.C.: The queen bean.... and all the other beans are the worker beans that serve her.

queen bean by boxofmatches December 28, 2011