bag of smashed assholes

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.

" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."

by ffejtable December 13, 2006

bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly

Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.

by Dallas "Big D" October 24, 2008

Ate a box of assholes

morning breath, or when someone has nasty breath.

"His breath smells like he ate a box of assholes"

by Truck 78 November 11, 2008

Chicken Shit Assholes

A phrase made famous but the incredible movie "The China Syndrome". Used in cases of extreme desperation and drama. Chicken Shit Assholes, is a phrase not to be taken lightly.

When Chelsea's sandwich made Toby vomit he screamed out in exasperation "CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLES!!!!!"

by Tksv96 November 24, 2011

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

by Nora & JP August 31, 2008

Ramen Noodle Asshole

When you eat ramen noodles and don't chew very well, then it comes out of your ass still in noodle form.

Dude I was up all night with ramen noodle asshole

by The ManOnMan April 26, 2009