Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.

“The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

Anal train

the act of three or more people ass fucking each other all at once

The three catholic school boys were having the anal train in the bathroom particularly with names of nick, ben and jack

by XI IS DADDY September 29, 2021

Anal Fit

Where someone gets so angry and upset, that they poop out all of their inner organs. Also like a bitch fit , only with poops.

Trent: *texts Kate in class* "Hey baby what's up?"
Kate: "You better not text in class, the teacher will have an anal fit.

by thebeaner23 June 20, 2012

Anal Bridge

An Anal bridge is when a female willingly places a condom, or similar device, over her tongue so she can lick the males butt hole without actually making contact all along she is manually manipulating the males member.

I was with Hollie last night and she totally gave me an anal bridge while she jerked me off.

by fhoff33 January 15, 2012

anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.

My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

Anal Brow

A horizontal hair line above one's sphincter.

Do you have an anal brow?? No! Wanna see mine?

by AnalBrowinc October 17, 2018