Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023

Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024

Canadian Tuxedo

A sexual act between two males whereby one man ejaculates on the other's neck supine, giving him a pearl necklace. Then, dipping his balls in the semen at the centre of his companions throat, spread the semen into a bow tie shape.

Man, I gave Aaron the best Canadian Tuxedo last night... he loves his formal wear

by Bronson burson August 9, 2025

Canadian cuisine

Not fucking Ketchup chips, Kraft Dinner, or California Rolls!

You: What Canadian Cuisine?

Me: Not Kraft Dinner, California Rolls, or Ketchup chips.

by Don't get mad, get vlad October 5, 2017

The Canadian Milkshake

A milkshake consisting specifically of McDonald's breakfast, including: Orange Juice, Sausage and Egg McMuffins, Hash Browns, and coffee of consumer's choice. Serving size may vary.

On Thursday morning, after class, I enjoyed a nice lukewarm Canadian Milkshake. The Canadian Milkshake

by NevrgunnagivUup October 24, 2019

Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.

We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.

by nasty nsfw July 3, 2021

Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.

Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...

by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023