Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.

"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"

by Audrew March 6, 2016

barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.

Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.

by G@wordman October 23, 2017

Carpet shark

Another word for a very nasty vagina

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.

by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021

Tiger shark

The absolute best, BEST animal ever to live.

Jake: Hey, look at that tiger shark!
Joe: Wow!
Jimmy: Sheeeesh

by tiqer May 7, 2023

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023

Sharked

To make someone bleed during sex

He sharked me last night

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020