Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

kit-kat bar

a delicous combination of chocolate and wafers combined to create a magical blast of flavor and is quite delicious when frozen.

also a sexy nickname.

hey kit-kat bar, your looking quite sexy today.

by brett, aka kit-kat bar January 11, 2009

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Student Bar Association

A bunch of jerks who throw out food and expensive tupperware every Friday at 5 p.m.

Alec: "Damn it! I hate the Student Bar Association! They ruin every Friday!"
PJ: "I know. Last week, they tossed an entire bag of groceries I planned to give to the poor."

by MLSAH May 3, 2015

bar-b-q

To take action. Go along with a plan or scheme.

"what are you gonna do Bar-b-q or mildew"

by Precise April 15, 2006

Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.

I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

bar-b-glued

When bar-b-que sauce acts like a glue and causes things to stick together.

examples: food, fingers, anything it touches

My sandwich was bar-b-glued together so i couldn't pull it apart.

by see no evil November 7, 2010