Turkey Tom

Some nigga that got cucked by some lolicon named Lerix

EX: "Im gonna FUCK Turkey Tom's Girl"

by GoonerGang September 23, 2023

stuffing turkey

to finger fuck a girl, of any age, under any circumstances.

dude: go down on me baby

girl: am i gonna get some too this time?

dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey

girl: fuck this then!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

love turkey

(noun) a generally good looking male who has the ability to make one develop a strong appetite, not necessarily for food; may also make strange and unnecessary noises akin to a turkey or camel

Matt is a huge love turkey.

by SpambotPrime January 16, 2011

jives turkey

griffin klages

Wow, stop being such a jives turkey, Jess!

by mswizzle August 22, 2014

french turkey

At a special time during the year when your French girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your French turkey. There are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your French girl. Of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being buttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. You cannot resist the French turkey. SO HOT MAN. SO HOT.

That girl is so pale, i want to cook her up like a french turkey.

by Cpt tickletits November 25, 2014

Dream Turkey

Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.

Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.

This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...

by island chicken. October 28, 2015

Like turkey

*Like Turkey* ( _n_) : Type of a relationship where its not a relationship but its a thing for sure, where you dont say "i love you" to each other but "i like you" . It has all the elements of dating except that.

Usually for commitment phopic people who want to be with each other but not 'date' at the same time.

Derivation : Derived from fist turkey. A fist turkey is an awkward combination of a fist bump and a highfive, thus its neither a fistbump, nor a handshake. Now substitute fist bump with dating and handshake with friends with benefits and there you have it. Like turkey.

I heard Tanya and Akhilesh onto a like turkey

by Fandomlove May 29, 2016