Turkey Shower Curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.

by Saluki Sally September 22, 2006

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one eyed turkey

When a naked guy bends over and you see his asshole with his balls hanging down.

Mike dropped his towel and when he picked it up I saw his one eyed turkey.

by stitchedsmile May 19, 2008

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One of my favourite dishes is turkey guts with a yeast infection (turkey stuffing).

by deathrite2 December 26, 2009

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by jive around October 15, 2010

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Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.

Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.

by Spence January 27, 2005

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A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them

-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .

by TheCheezyBallz April 15, 2011

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Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe

"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.

by Ryan Mulhern July 20, 2008

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