Turd Burglar

Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..

Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..

Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.

by Urban English honor student May 21, 2018

pterodactyl turd

Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race

We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others

by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022

Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.

Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.

by BetaDeebs June 6, 2018

Turd savant

A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.

Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

turd surge

the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.

I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.

by rlarge86 November 27, 2011

Solihull turd

A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull

What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer

by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021