turd of mouth

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.

Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman August 22, 2012

turd surge

the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.

I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.

by rlarge86 November 27, 2011

treacle Turd

when you eat so much treacle, or honey that your turd turns stringy.

oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd

by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011

Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

by KitTurd October 25, 2023

turd bug

A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.

This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.

Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.

After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...

Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.

by SPELLING May 15, 2023