very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over.
"Hey, you know Thomas?"
"Yea, very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over."
"Yea, very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over."
by Diad4567 April 27, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. A story that is usually very unbelievable. It may have some factual elements but not always necessary. The story is usually based on fiction rather then theory.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
A Ross Thomas Tale started with ‘ypu need to see this, In Switzerland the leg of this giant chair was blown up by a huge bomb’...... true story is.... a giant chair with a broken leg and stands across the street from the Palace of Nations, in Geneva. It symbolises opposition to land mines and cluster bombs, and acts as a reminder to politicians and others visiting Geneva.
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
Get the a ross thomas talemug. Oh to have been with Thomas, I certainly wish I had. I knew one, in middle school, I liked him a lot, I even believed I loved him (as much as a middle schooler can love someone). He was charming, sweet, funny, and also a good friend before he became one of the biggest crushes I had ever had. One day I had to move away, and I realized I would never see him again. It devastated me, knowing I wouldn’t get to grow up with him, go to high school with him, and most importantly tell him how much I cared for him. But I never got the chance to, he was my first love, and a memorable person in my life. So now I will say it, and it is silly to hope that Thomas will see this, but in case you do, Thomas, I hope that you are doing well, I hope that you are happy and you are doing great things in life, because you deserve it, and also, I really did want to be with you. I want you to know that as capable as I was at love at such a young age, it all went to you. I never forgot about you, and sometimes I miss what we had, two kids having a good time. But things change, circumstances push people apart, people change. So although you and I are different people now, I will forever hold fond memories of the Thomas I once knew and loved.
Sincerely,
- E.T. <3
Sincerely,
- E.T. <3
by _pcat_ October 28, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. by Average chamber enjoyer June 10, 2022
Get the Thomas noycemug. Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf
by Samuxkksb May 25, 2022
Get the Ripley st Thomasmug. by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023
Get the Thomas Edisonmug. A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
by That random guy thing November 10, 2018
Get the Thomasmug.