Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”
Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017
Get the Truck Drivermug. by Ihaveaids July 23, 2022
Get the Truck Slutmug. A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.
by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010
Get the Gorilla Truckmug. A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum
by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018
Get the Truck Saladmug. It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.
"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015
Get the hooptie truckmug. biggest piece of rubbish in the truck market of today. rarely seen being driven by a real truckie. only auto transmissions, perfect for all those soft new generation drivers.
by jovan47271 July 2, 2023
Get the volvo truckmug. The act of a group of people, usually consisting of three or more, beating the fuck out of a slumbering person in the dark while flashing lights in his/her face.
by swim all day February 26, 2009
Get the Truck Drivemug.