October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
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This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!
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