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force fart

stressful fart, watch you don't rupture anything.
Lemme push one out. *fart noise* That was a good force fart
by Anti-BF April 7, 2003
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Fart Sponge

When a person is farted on that person becomes the "fart sponge", and everyone is required to fart on that person until the day is over. The sponge can not be passed off unless while farting on the sponge said person sharts.
"I totally sponged Goldner last night, and I had some rank farts. He was the fart sponge all night."
by GFunkJimmy February 28, 2009
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Fart Smack

A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.
Dude, Joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his ass tonight!
by TEESHIRTIME January 7, 2011
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suck a fart

Short for suck a fart out of my ass! Used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.
Sure I'll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my ass.
by Rontastic July 30, 2006
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black fart

A wet fart. Poo comes out when you fart.
Cameron why did you crap your pants?

Cuz I had a black fart!
by SlydaddyTim November 3, 2007
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Cauliflower Fart

In the same family as the broccoli fart, the cauliflower fart will appear in the bowels some time after consuming cauliflower and produces a substantial amount of heat accompanied by a deep sulfurous bouquet. These farts are known to linger for seemingly inconceivable time periods.
Last night I unleashed a raunchy cauliflower fart before I got out of the car. When Sandy got up to take the kids to school the next day it was still in there. I guess the kids were crying pretty bad about the stench.
by bl1979 October 19, 2010
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fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.
"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"
by alex November 13, 2004
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