Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.
by MudJones November 26, 2013
Get the Turd Burglarmug. Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH
by McFartyThePoTty December 29, 2021
Get the Caity Turdmug. Shut the fuck up turd-head!
by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
Get the Turd-Headmug. Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017
Get the Turd nuggetmug. by anonymous May 2, 2022
Get the Turd Tongmug. Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the toot the turdmug. by Alpha Male May 31, 2018
Get the Turd Ticklemug.