thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.

dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!

by slyflyingninja January 13, 2011

Kentucky Thumb

When you're hitting it from the back and you slip a thumb in.

Alternatively: then shrapnel from an exploding fire arm cuts your jugular artery, and you are forced you plug the wound with your thumb.

I was using those old SLAP rounds and the gun exploded! Had to use the ol' Kentucky Thumb

by Brandon's boy May 20, 2021

thumbs up

you are mentally unstable, you don't want to live and you cry 100 times a day

*thumbs up*
„Bro, i think they're not okay“

by brosgethoes June 4, 2022

Red thumb

The ability to make plants die.

The guy has been growing things since he was a little fucking kid, he doesn't have a red thumb. Not all his plants die, and none die without cause or due to neglect. He takes good enough care of his plants, and though people can at least question his sanity, maturity, and responsibility (unlike some other people), there isn't anything about him that indicates he is an irresponsible person by nature.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

thumbs up

gayest pose ever

*uses a thumbs up to pose in selfies*
that means you are supporting lgbtq rights

by GayThighSenpai May 5, 2022

kentucky thumb

For when she is on her period and you finger her with your thumb

Scott: “After she blew, I gave her the ol’ Kentucky Thumb!”
Brandon: “Wow.”

by distopoeia May 20, 2021

Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024