tree gang war

An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.

Man that Tree Gang War was thicc af.

by PossiblyGodJkHeDoesntExist September 4, 2017

tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.

I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter

by thetruthsayer June 11, 2015

Flower between trees

- A short girl between two tall men, usually a caption for pictures
- good height jokes

Friend 1: Look at those two guys, they look about 6 foot tall

Friend 2: Yeah, we can put our short 5"0 girl friend between them to compare heights
Friend 1: Yeah it looks like a flower between trees

by Jessalynn Levinson October 2, 2017

As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"

As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.

by musicishigh November 7, 2016

Tree leaf wood

Having a mixture of many characteristics of multiple BTS members.

Cheyann Hackett is such a tree leaf wood. Sometimes she has the energy of J-hope and other times she’s like Suga when you wake him up

by Cheyann and Ashlynn November 19, 2017

The tree trunk maneuver

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”

“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”

by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021

human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.

A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.

by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013