rusty carrots

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.

I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!

by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

Rusty Crusty.

The build up of brown malicious content in your underpants. Once the phenomena has grown bigger than your fist set your underpants down upon the radiator and let them dry. Soon you will be using your crust for many household tasks.

Guest: Hey this is some realy good cake, The chocholate sprinkles are fantastic.

You: LOL. Your Eating My Rusty Crusty.

by VENOM 647 January 12, 2009

Rusty Noseblow

When a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth and then she laughs and jizz comes out her mouth and nose.

Joe made Audry have a rusty noseblow.

by Epic boner September 27, 2010

crusty rusty

Catch-all word for an affliction or disease that isn't known but surmised.

"I don't want to go anywhere near that guy- I think he has crusty rusty's or something"

by The Maze June 25, 2008

Rusty Blade

A state of mind that can only be reached by a rodent like human

"wow man look at the Rusty Blade, he's such a rat!"

by M.Badeye January 20, 2010

rusty nail

To pee into a bitches butt during anal sex.

My boy Roofus hooked up Shaniqua with a rusty nail last night, cleaned her right out.

by Action On Time September 17, 2007

Rusty footjob

The act in which a female steps on broken glass and gives another male a footjob (stimulation of the penis by using the feet).

I was bleeding all night after she gave me that rusty footjob.

by Doctor Mannix! September 5, 2009