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Bottle rocket

First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.
Homewood health Canada is really seriously asking for a bottle rocket at this point.
by Cody5050 November 4, 2020
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Rocket fuel

Gasoline absorbed into cocaine and subsequently snorted.
Person 1: "Hey man, you got any rocket fuel?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I just bought a barrel of crude!"
by TalkingTeds April 20, 2020
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rocket train

When a male dog is trying to hump another male dog and you jerk of both dogs, from behind, at the same time.
I'd love to rocket train those two Danes.
by #420KnotIt August 21, 2016
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roaring rocket

A dick that has become large, red, and swollen after a night of sex
Gage had a roaring rocket after we had sex
by I_ am_ a_dick July 16, 2016
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rocket launchering

The act of using a pool pump jet or a leafblower with the flow of air or water directed into your anus in order to propel yourself whilst also providing pleasure.
Did you see Megan rocket launchering in the pool today? She must have shot 10 feet forward at least!
by BobRoss567823 June 23, 2024
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Hell Rocketed

It's like sky rocketed but going in the opposite direction.
I gave so few fucks before this project. The amount of fucks I give now has hell rocketed.
by SDuffgirl November 23, 2024
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Crotch rocket

A queen so hard it shoots you in the air.
My queen was so hard it felt like a crotch rocket.
by Crotch rocket May 20, 2022
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