Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
by Stoney69 December 22, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.
by coleopter September 19, 2020

Bad End Friends. Kids from cartoons who are bad.
They said said "nah we wanna go to the darkside."
There are many bad end friends but there are 3 main ones. But let me list them all.
Ice Finn
Beast Wirt
Bipper
Evil Morty
Frisk
Demon Marco
Pak Dib
Mubirty star
Button eye Caroline
Birthday Mabel
And soooooo much more. Basically any character from a cartoon that is evil.
They said said "nah we wanna go to the darkside."
There are many bad end friends but there are 3 main ones. But let me list them all.
Ice Finn
Beast Wirt
Bipper
Evil Morty
Frisk
Demon Marco
Pak Dib
Mubirty star
Button eye Caroline
Birthday Mabel
And soooooo much more. Basically any character from a cartoon that is evil.
Person 1: "Oh hay have do you know Bad End Friends?
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Oh. Well let me show you!"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Oh. Well let me show you!"
by I have no will to live October 17, 2019

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by humblepiece June 19, 2018
