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California Heavy

A term used for a closer, deal maker, or problem solver. The term was used back in the 70's for a deal maker in the used car business.
Carmen tried to close the deal, but had to bring in the California Heavy Glen to ink the deal.
by closer14 January 7, 2011
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friends from California

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023
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PennWest California, Pennsylvania

A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023
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California

Slang for Hell, home to many demons.
by Chickenpants93 October 26, 2022
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California Sip

Like a California stop where your car continues to slowly roll through the stop sign, but with a drink meant to be just a sip that turns into a bit more.
Person 1: Let me take a sip.
Person 2: it better be a small one, and not a California sip!
by Chaosedge5035 April 10, 2024
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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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California

A dangerous, liberal hell-hole, pro-crime, anti-police, anti-business, over-taxed, expensive, politically corrupt, government-dictated/strangled, US state, where even Democrats are fleeing in droves.
Elon Musk said on Sunday on Twitter that he would pay more than $11 billion in taxes this year. “California used to be the land of opportunity and now it is... becoming more so the land of sort of overregulation, overlitigation, overtaxation,” he said, adding that it is “increasingly difficult to get things done” in California.
by Sharon DePussy January 22, 2022
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