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John: I fucking hate math
by YourFunCoolTia September 23, 2021
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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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Math

A common misspelling of the word Meth. Is commonly used by people making the rules for a coincidentally named topic known as Mathematics.
Nate: I would like one Math please!
Not my drug dealer: dafaq?
by Sketchel March 7, 2022
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Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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International Rule of Math

The rule in Mathematics which states that whatever operation is done to one side of the vernacular, must be done to the other side. This rule was created by Andrew Warren in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
"I don't want this number her, can I just erase it? No, I must use the International rule of math"
by Molly Case November 28, 2013
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Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
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Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.
Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"
by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022
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