Snake aids

Snake aids Slithering aids (full word)

Definition: When a man has the same pain like a lady does when she has her period is so bad she can barely walk.

For example:

Josh: dude i cant walk OUCH.
you: why man.
Josh: well i have a really bad pain around my

stomach and legs.
You: LOL you have snake aids well to be exact you have snake aids slithering aids.

by Buddyboi08 June 10, 2021

Salvation Snake Oil

Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.

Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.

(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"

Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"

JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."

Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"

JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"

by WTF2011 August 19, 2011

Fire snake

When u pis after u jizz and it's one of those times ur dick stings a lil bit

"Ah I got a fire snake that piss didn't feel good"

by Nephson June 13, 2016

charm the snake

See masturbate

The man pulled off his trousers without warning and began to charm the snake!

by Anonymity Pseudononymous December 29, 2013

Banana snake

In what has been regarded as one of the shining discoveries of 2011, the banana snake was first witnessed and documented in a Seattle apartment. It has been described as the next-morning product of the afternoon consumption of 5+ not-quite-yet ripe bananas, which produce a viscous and articulated poo that maintains continuity over its entire length as well as a medium yellow hue and significant plastic deformation potential. Upon flushing, the banana snake awakens, writhing and squirming as it begins its great journey to the waste treatment plant, en-route to which scholars maintain the banana snake maintains its integrity and virility.

Man, this morning's banana snake just about ripped me a new asshole!

by geowookie August 3, 2011

slippery snake

1. When holding a poop too long and you sit on the toilet and before even try to poop a giant log slips out because you have to poop so bad.

2. After poop sex you take out your lubed shitty dick and slap the girl in the face

After Lauren held the poop for so long she sat on the john and the Slippery Snake bit her with joy.

by Alex William March 4, 2009

Snake and bake

The act of snakeing, to unfairly take someones turn or to do something unneccesarily.

-snakes- -gives friend high-five- "yeah bro, snake and bake!"

by JORD4NTH3M4N February 13, 2008