National smash Kalib day

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib

It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.

by Kalib stinks December 1, 2024

Smash Can

a trash can that you puke in when you are smashed

Wow, I was so drunk last night I had to use the smash can.

by carrcat January 28, 2017

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017

Smashed Smashed

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

Ball smash

a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.

Must occur between two or more men.

Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.

Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?

Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.

by Ezmoz October 1, 2016

chicken smash

When you want to eat chicken and smash

"Hey girl wanna chicken smash?"

by JkSarge March 20, 2017