Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.

'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'

by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025

Smash

LEMME SMASH

LEMME SMASH THAT KAHOOT

by IDUBBZISGAY777 June 17, 2018

Smash Thumb

When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys

“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night”
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal

by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020

smash

Hit, crush, repeat

smash is effective on short people

by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023

frog smash

An act of sex involving a dead frog a glass table and surgical tubing

I frog smash that girl so hard last night

by Frog smash 69 September 5, 2017

cadbury smash

hash

the cadbury smash nowadays just puts your brain to mush
(in a scottish accent)

by jimdingz July 25, 2011

Smashed in

When an persons body part such as a asshole or vagina becomes sexually traumed, or abused and overused.

Last night Max smashed in Marks asshole

by Gemzdee July 22, 2020