Spinning the Smarter Way

The Project Citizen contestant who won first place Nationals in the USA. The form is submitted by 510 is PS122Q

I love how PS122Q hosted the fifth grade class who won Project Citizen 2023 Spinning the Smarter Way.

by Project Citizen November 30, 2023

Boardy the Smartboard

Boardy is a character from the Roblox game "Shovelware's Brain Game". Most people dislike him because he sounds annoying and somewhat like a Pedophile. His like to dislike percentage is usually 40% percent liked and 60% disliked.

Person 1: "Ugh, I hate Boardy the Smartboard! He sounds like a pedo!"
Person 2: "Well, I really like Boardy, he's one of my favourites!"
Person 3: "Ain't no way Person 1 thinks a smartboard is a pedo 💀💀💀"
Person 1: "Did you just say an emoji?"

by Zuri_Smiler December 8, 2023

If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.

Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

Can't be smarter than everyone

i jerk off when i pee

"you can't be smarter than everyone"
"wanna watch me piss?"

by Cumtail Awareness Org March 31, 2025

I'm Smart

No you are not

Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up

by SpiritMage April 30, 2025

If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?

A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025