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side hustle

When you’re trying to play it cool and professional, but you’ve got some dirty business going on in your pants. Your loose-cut boxer briefs have to be put in their place so your manhood doesn’t get smushed and knocked around. So you pick a side and let it ride.
Every Friday, Dave wears the same jeans, and every Friday he’s at it with that same aggressive, two-handed Side Hustle. Nothing business casual about it.
by Tommy_John December 4, 2015
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Sunny Side Up

Soiled Underpants, usually found in a teenagers room by his mother when cleaning
"He had left his skiddies on the bedroom floor and they were sunny side up"
by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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gay with a side of straight

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low
My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.
by joecoolthefool April 16, 2016
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two sides to a book

getting help from homies to make the money
with two sides to a book alicked stamps
by blitz jean January 2, 2004
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north side gonza

a gang composed of a bunch of little faggots that aren't even the real deal. they suck off cocks until their mouths are filled with cum and brag about how many dick they can take in one sitting. fuck these phoney ass faggots
Chad: "Have you heard of north side gonza?"
Stacy: "Yea they gay asf lmaoooooo."
by Chromeboi831 October 12, 2022
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slab sided slut

A very sexually promiscuos woman whose ass is very flat.
Damn that slab sided sluts ass was so flat I had nothing to hang onto while fucking her.
by mrmag7 December 17, 2010
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