Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

Queef

The expellation of air out of your vag

eww sarah did u just queef

by big deep dick April 24, 2021

Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.

Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.

by bingbang420 May 31, 2020

queef

to quench or to spill fake or unwanted news

“becca keeps queefing about me.

by raynaud October 15, 2019

Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.

Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.

by Kerolf June 14, 2018

Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.

Oh great now we have a queef baby as president

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

Queef

Water fluid coming from the viginal area

Yo bro I just queefed my pants

You are publicly arrested on this property for queefing

by Bebrbrbrb September 13, 2021