peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

canadian peace pipe

A three way sexual encounter with two males and one female involving copious amounts of "eh's" and the participants complimenting each other throughout. There must also be a container of Maple Syrup present. Does not necessarily have to take place on Canadian soil.

Sharron told her sorority sister that she really hopes Paul and Lester Canadian peace pipe her in her dorm room after the kegger.

by pecs for dayz November 06, 2013

earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

Pipe Sniffer

Someone who enjoys sniffing penis.

I can tell that girls a pipe sniffer.

by ChillBroEntertainment March 14, 2021

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020

Dallas drain pipe

When you get done after a sloppy Dallas and she swollows all the dip and cum

Dang girl, I didn’t expect my sloppy Dallas to turn into a Dallas drain pipe

by Dallas dan October 19, 2020

Load the pipe

Pack ganja doobie into bong bowl piece paraphernalia.

Do you want to load the pipe before we leave ?

by Jasminejones January 21, 2024