Strut Job

The act of secretly fondling the naughty parts of unsuspecting strangers while strutting.

" Oh snap! That guy just gave me a strut job! "

by Strutty McStruts1 January 22, 2014

God Job

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once

Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight

by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020

MAG JOB

It is what you get while playing the FPS game MAG while your significant other gives you either a "hand job" or "blow job".

Man my girl gave me the best "MAG JOB" last night!

by goddessofwar09 November 4, 2010

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Book Job

Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him

Give me a book so I can book job that mono

by Slashest April 9, 2022

Bum-Jobbed

1) To get a raw deal; hosed

"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt

by ZJ1067 July 8, 2014

Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.

A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!

by LTW Gaming April 22, 2022