When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.
Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.
by IcyHot June 9, 2017
Get the Flex Offmug. A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"
Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."
by !DRZ! March 9, 2011
Get the Off to Walmartmug. Term originating in the county of West Midlands in England.
This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.
This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.
by BrumBird January 20, 2010
Get the Deaf Offmug. A game played in which the opponents attempt to see who can take their belt off the fastest. The one to throw their belt on the floor first is the winner.
RULES:
1. your belt must be completely on tight.
2. NO CHEATING OR HEAD STARTS. Go when "3" is said.
3. Shirts CAN be tucked in.
TIPS:
A fast way to take your belt off is a quick sliding motion, by sliding the left side of your belt to the right, the right side is loosened and is easier to slide out of a belt loop. then yanking the belt out to the right side. Then quickly throw it to the floor.
Have fun!
RULES:
1. your belt must be completely on tight.
2. NO CHEATING OR HEAD STARTS. Go when "3" is said.
3. Shirts CAN be tucked in.
TIPS:
A fast way to take your belt off is a quick sliding motion, by sliding the left side of your belt to the right, the right side is loosened and is easier to slide out of a belt loop. then yanking the belt out to the right side. Then quickly throw it to the floor.
Have fun!
Guy 1 "belt-off?"
Other guys "sure!"
everyone "1...2...3!"
(everyone whips belts off and throw them on floor)
Other guys "sure!"
everyone "1...2...3!"
(everyone whips belts off and throw them on floor)
by Klopfenstein September 3, 2009
Get the Belt-Offmug. A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".
Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.
by lsukev January 13, 2008
Get the smuff offmug. when a group of people are talking/bitching about someone they're not sure they should be because either someone in the group is a big gossip or friends with the person they're bitching about; they 'beep' out the important words by trailing off.
example of the trail off in action
person 1: yeah i know she's so like.. mm
person 2: yeah and she came in and was like.. yeah
person 1: *agrees* yeah i remember that, it was so like...
person 2: yeah.. what is with her..
person 3: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE?!
person 1: yeah i know she's so like.. mm
person 2: yeah and she came in and was like.. yeah
person 1: *agrees* yeah i remember that, it was so like...
person 2: yeah.. what is with her..
person 3: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE?!
by beretvisor September 11, 2009
Get the the trail offmug. by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011
Get the smurf offmug.