A person who is paid by the government and other private organizations to spread disinformation on YouTube and social media accounts...examples of shill potatoes are Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Mark Dice, David Icke and countless others. Shill potatoes will try to convince people that 9-11 was setup by Al Quiada, the moon landing is real, the earth is the shape of an apple, FEMA camps aren't real etc...They are easily spotted and always say the same things...
"Wow, another shill potato tried telling me that the Earth is a spinning ball...I know he's a shill potato because I went to his YouTube page and he has no liked videos, not subscribed to anyone, no playlists and no video history"
by TwitchBrah September 11, 2017
An obese retarded man who likes playing on discord with people.
A potato jack is very carnivorous when angry. It will eat its own species when angry or hungry.
Another species known as zorik hates these obese things and runs away from them on sight.
If you encounter a potato jack, view from a distance. these things can be aggressive. Fortunately there is only 1 left of this species.
A potato jack is very carnivorous when angry. It will eat its own species when angry or hungry.
Another species known as zorik hates these obese things and runs away from them on sight.
If you encounter a potato jack, view from a distance. these things can be aggressive. Fortunately there is only 1 left of this species.
Zorik: ITS AN OBESE POTATO JACK RUN
Man 1: IT WILL EAT US ALL RUN AWAY QUICK
Man 2: man that thing looks retarded
Man 1: IT WILL EAT US ALL RUN AWAY QUICK
Man 2: man that thing looks retarded
by Zorik October 21, 2017
by Dicky Pole July 23, 2008
by Vanessavampire12 October 28, 2017
When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.
by DocChase June 22, 2010
The thigh/butt area of a woman who has so much fat and cellulose build up that the lumpiness resembles a giant sack of potatoes.
by John G. December 07, 2004
The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
by Lienad15 March 12, 2014