Morning Stem

The act of waking up and being ultra productive.

Wow, look at the morning stem go.

by Ceef77 August 11, 2023

Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024

morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

Morking

When you suck the cum out of ones pussy and spit it into their mouth and they use the cum that you spit in their mouth as lube to jerk you off.

Person 1: How was your first date with Haley?
Person 2: Dude, I came in her pussy, sucked it out, and spit my nut into her mouth and she used it to finish me again, the best morking I've ever done.

by BigBeefyBanana October 17, 2023

Morbing

At the ending of Morbius he gets angry and this known as “morbing”

Morbing
“Are you going to morb about it?”

by HamswordJr November 1, 2023

morning breakfast potatoes

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Mopping bathrooms

To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole

Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole

by Throwntothewind December 23, 2023