Damn it, Michael!

A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.

Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"

by Ch3wyFudgemz December 2, 2020

Michael Rappaport

When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.

Heads or tails?

Tails.

*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.

Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.

WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?

by FreePalestineNow October 29, 2023

The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

michaels phone

its gone

hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone

by Grimace's son January 12, 2018

Michael Lim

That one gigachad asian kid.
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest guy in any given situation.

Girl: I really like Michael Lim, I want his hand pictures.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a gigachad.

by ioitsujax November 20, 2021

Michael Keegan

Michael Keegan, A white 5’4 kid that goes to School in always red like he’s a blood. He is Obsessed with a black girl named Jazarah that’s from the hood and is secretly a school shooter. He’s very sus and can’t keep his dick in his pants. Michael Keegan often likes to hangout with a Lightskin, A ashy fish and a gorilla.

Michael Keegan is very sexy but gay

by Michael Keegan December 2, 2019

Michael Phelps

A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.

Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.

Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!

by London 2012 August 4, 2012