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Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.
Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
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Matthew

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.
Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.
by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019
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St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.
St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah
by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019
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Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2
Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
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Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.
Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.
by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019
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Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit
by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019
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matthew minassian

They’re such a Matthew Minassian
by ih8matthewminassian April 2, 2018
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