matt giammanco

a kid with lots of moles who likes 9 year olds
by Connor Waiting October 19, 2020
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Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

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Matt Memeo

My Physics of the universe teacher that gave me a C in high school
by sdgueoagw November 18, 2019
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Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES
Matteo or Matt is the best.
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Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot
I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.
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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
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Matt long

Matt long is sucking balls
by Jacobluce April 10, 2022
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