Party-Machine

The state one acquires after having two shots of alcohol at a party. (Usually Guinness).

Matt had a couple of shots the other night, he's such a party-machine.

by bobsledder59 December 14, 2018

Simple Machine

A simple machine

A glue is a simple machine.

by Eddy375623 January 16, 2019

Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer

"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"

by Jeffi June 16, 2018

personality machine broke

Uh just a sassy phrase I use

"whassup girl"
"Personality machine broke"

by Frizzzz June 26, 2018

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018