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lookin like a joint 

Lookin good or attractive
Fine as hell

secy as fuck
"April be in work lookin like a joint, with her fine ass"
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just like my daddy 

A phrase yelled by a man who has strapped himself to a rocking chair wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots and a shoe lace tied tightly around his dick and balls. While rocking back and forth he yells "look at me im a cowboy just like my daddy"
As Dan rides his rocking chair he yells "im a cowboy, just like my daddy"

Creased like Jeno 

When you’re proper laughing; like absolutely cry laughing

Based off a Kpop idol whose face was creased on a poster
Mark: that joke was so funny hahaha
Johnny: I know; I was creased like Jeno
Creased like Jeno by sTaNtAeIl1 February 20, 2019

asshole is like a clown's pocket 

A really deep asshole.
example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

Feld It Like Nelly 

A short film devoted to the life and times of an ageing ginger artiste who makes it big by fucking, without consent, all the way to the top. Their huge success was short lived however as they contracted the Briggs Death and perished before doing their masters degree.
Can you feld it like nelly?
Feld It Like Nelly by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.
Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.