Lapdance Jony

A man who likes Lapdances is called a Lapdance Jony

He's enjoing a lapdance, he is a Lapdance Jony.

by Tjomas Fischer November 21, 2017

lapitxa

A sweet noun used to refer to someone, usually your significant other, because he/she loves cuddling/hugging and is always wanting to do it. Usually a synonym of clingy.

Oh, baby, I love you but sometimes you are such a lapitxa that I can't even work properly!

by Lapitxa victim December 12, 2017

Lapman

A ship name that means one of the cutest couples in the world🍦

Wow see those cuties over there, must be lapman💝

by avajane May 5, 2018

Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".

When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.

by SkepticalZebra8 February 10, 2018

Laproxicled

Can be used to express the duality of man, when saddened greatly. Originated in early 1950's erotica.

YO TANISHA? WHERE THE FUCK MA 1950'S EROTICA AT?

Oh you mean "the Scurge of man"?
NO! I only be talking 'bout "The Laproxicled Pharaoh of Uzbekistan was Scurged!"

by TheRealBohetto April 4, 2018

Lapnag

A cat who is in heat and wants to mate with ANYTHING and EVERYTHING!!!!

PS: cats who are in heat secrete a deceptively disturbing clear liquid also known as booty juice.

"That lapnag keeps trying to get her booty juice on me."

"That lapnag keeps trying to mate with my Xbox."

by Bubblecuddlebutt May 23, 2018

laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.

I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018