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A cat who is in heat and wants to mate with ANYTHING and EVERYTHING!!!!

PS: cats who are in heat secrete a deceptively disturbing clear liquid also known as booty juice.
"That lapnag keeps trying to get her booty juice on me."

"That lapnag keeps trying to mate with my Xbox."
Lapnag by Bubblecuddlebutt May 23, 2018
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lanage:

A lanage is where a heap of guys sit around in a circle stoked that there computers a linked and play games for days on end, like COD and Flashpoint.

Usually involves the type of geeks/newbs with a social life, hence the leaving of a small room to see others.
Person 1: Min, up for a lanage next weekend?
Person 2: Fucking decent!
Person 1: Get some doob for the occasion?
Person 2: Damn right!
lanage by Jonnny February 3, 2006
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A game played at NFTY.

Everyone sits in a circle in pairs, the person in front is between their partner's legs. One person doesn't have a partner and calls two pairs. The people in front try to touch the caller's foot before their opponent while their partner tries to stop them by physically holding them down. Whoever touches the caller first sits in front of them and the winner's previous partner is the new caller.

Basically an excuse for horny people to get some without really doing anything.
We played laptag at the convention and I was paired with a hot guy.
laptag by cscutie May 4, 2010
The act of playing games at a LAN party
Get ready for some serious lannage
Lannage by BertNZ May 26, 2008

lanageddon 

noun: a large gathering of computer gamers with no social life who come together for the purpose of playing multiplayer computer network games, in an attempt to interact with the world outside their own bedrooms.
"OMFG LIEK R U GOIN TO lANAGEDDON THIS YREA!?!???!!11"
lanageddon by spockboy January 24, 2005

Lapagorpada 

it means to CHEEK IT, which means to fuck it.
yo Lapagorpada!
Lapagorpada by jillllllybooo February 11, 2010
term used for something sloppy, dripping, moist, used, etc... Usually a negative term.
Guy1 "hey look over there at that woman in the tight bikini"
Guy2 "yeah i saw her bend over earlier, jesus man you could see her lapage!"
Guy1 "WTF!"
lapage by loci74 August 29, 2005
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