Johnny Hardcock

That guy was being really lame, a big Johnny Hardcock
by cubespark December 17, 2020
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Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
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johnny gains

Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.
Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
by BumbButt November 12, 2022
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Johnny Seo

a member of Korean Boyband, NCT. Debuted in NCT 127 (Limitless). Rapper, DJ, Radio DJ, 'parrot' Comedian, Fashion Evaluator, Communication Center, Johntography, and NCT's daddy. He's from Chicago, and being there until high school.

Stan him, and you'll be surprised every single day.
Johnny Seo is a flirting genius, so be aware of him
by Cass_Tzen November 25, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Johnny Depp Syndrome

When your accent changes frequently as a result of hanging out with people of a different speech pattern.
“When I hang out with my British friends too often, I develop a British accent.”
“Sounds like you’ve got Johnny Depp Syndrome!”
by LibbyAbercrombie December 16, 2021
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