blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch

"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"

by Fuckedurmomsanusniggaaa November 23, 2021

John Powell

The most incredible composer ever who did the music for HTTYD, HTTYD 2, and HTTYD The Hidden World

Yo John Powell is the best

by ThatOneGuyInTheSewerOnReddit December 27, 2020

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

John wilding

A Cunty, egotistic maniac.

Oh you're such a john wilding
Don't be a john wilding
For fuck sake you john wilding

by Define1001 June 23, 2018

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

by Rhunt January 27, 2016

John Lizzard

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell

fuck its a John Lizzard

by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020