jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle

i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying

by keishaneg September 12, 2025

Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.

Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.

by Big Wanker June 28, 2019

Brownie jumping

When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower

Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping

by Asian0rphan June 7, 2023

Keanut Jump

A jump that is seen to be impossible or near impossible. You shout the word before performing the jump

“Keanut Jump!”

by Pfartman127 July 22, 2025

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

Panty jump

When you go from your girlfriend to another girl right away to feel better about your self

Damn bro, you don’t need to panty jump for self respect, learn to love your self!

by Good witch June 27, 2018