The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)
by There is nothing available August 18, 2021
Get the Keena Johnsonmug. by Purring Pony October 29, 2024
Get the Don Johnsonmug. by just smoove October 24, 2020
Get the top my johnsonmug. by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020
Get the Chocolate Johnsonmug. Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!
by Sam Betz February 16, 2021
Get the Alysha Johnsonmug. The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.
They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
by Noway_Neophobic May 7, 2019
Get the Johnsonedmug. by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019
Get the carlie johnsonmug.