Jelly Welly

To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.

“Yo did you see that guys girlfriend” “yea man that’s definitely a Jelly Welly situation”

by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023

shame jelly

Male ejaculate, cum

Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.

I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!

by SnowmaND October 14, 2023

The Jelly Meister

A Fat Twat Whos Named The Jelly Meister

“That Fat Twat Luca Is The Jelly Meister”

by VoidsHere_ November 3, 2023

they go together like peanut butter and jelly

The less controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and pickles". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Jon: dude, Cheese and vodka, like, they go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Davey: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and pickles?
Jon: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Jelly doughnut

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut

"I gave the misses a jelly doughnut last night definitely made a bit of a mess"

by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024

Belly Jelly Shot

When you Jizz in her belly button and then suck it out in a oner like a jelly shot

Hey man, I did a belly jelly shot on Deidre on Wednesday. It was gross and salty

by A little seaman January 26, 2024