snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to someone else, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023

Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.

I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.

by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015

Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.

Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.

by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024

Just A Second

Something to hold off doing something for a couple of hours.

Just a second. I'll tell you how you can use this in a sentence later.

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again

Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!

by Nickk116 March 7, 2019

second

Simultaneously the shortest and longest unit of time to a child.
Seconds are also how long it takes for something to go wrong and/or crazy.

Guy: I am going to make a knife out of Liquid Evil, a potion of undeath, and human flesh! Surely nothing will go wrong!
2 seconds later...
Guy: I have caused world destruction. :(

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023