By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.

An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
...
Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."

by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022

daughter-in-law

Child's wife.

My daughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

stepdaughter-in-law

Stepchild's wife.

My stepdaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

stepgrandparent-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandparent.

My stepgrandparent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

stepcousin-in-law

1- Stepcousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepcousin.
3- Step-first-cousin-in-law.

My stepcousin-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

homers law

A law banning air horns after 3AM

If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now

by sockondeez October 17, 2021