Irish Bed Bomb

When one's partner (aka the "little spoon") passes gas or farts on you while in the spoon position.

Bridget and I were spooning when I felt a sudden burst of warm air on my leg. I can't believe she gave me an Irish Bed Bomb.

by Rebate March 17, 2010

Irish Ice Cream

When someone defecates on a cone and gives it to someone saying it's chocolate flavored.

I gave my sister an Irish Ice Cream yesterday! I was taken aback by the fact that she actually enjoyed it!
My friends pranked me by giving me an Irish Ice Cream last week! It was really sh*tty.

by SayHiToYourMomForMe May 15, 2016

irish hotel

Sleeping in a car in freezing weather while drunk with heater full blast.

Oh ya i got wasted at ronnie's party but i slept it off it the IRISH HOTEL.

by Hstibe February 20, 2020

Irish Blowjob

An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.

I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.

She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.

She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.

by franchiseplayer March 6, 2011

California Irish Goodbye

Abandoning your friends at a party/bar/dinner without saying a single word to any of them, usually resulting from being very intoxicated. California Irish Goodbye's are risky for the DUI exposure. Also deserting your buds 10-20 miles away from their residence deserves an ass kicking.

Where's John at, I haven't seen him for over an hour.

I dunno, someone mentioned he did a sneaky California Irish goodbye a while ago.

by Holly Reporting from Compton September 29, 2009

Irish virus

An synonym for alcoholism based on the stereotype that the Irish are genetically predisposed to being alcoholics.

Seamus checked in to the Betty Ford clinic on account of the Irish virus.

by Biermann Z January 21, 2011

Irish Lisping Prick

Caelan (said in irish accent)

Fuck you, you irish lisping prick

by rhysy_69 August 16, 2010